February 2012
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January 2012
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My advice to all Bagel Lovers out there...
Here’s the setup: I’m in a coffee shop, ordering my delicious skim caramel latte when I see it. A fat, scrumptious bagel on display waiting to be eaten. I know I shouldn’t, but I didn’t eat breakfast yet, so I’m like “Yes, I will give in to your evil temptation, Bagel!”
I say to my coffee barista with confidence, “I would like That Bagel with cream...
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How do you give someone ear hickeys? Apparently, I did it.
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Nudity
I figured being naked in front of another person would make me feel awkward and exposed, but it really only brought me closer to you. All it made me feel was that I wanted to stay in your arms forever.
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Awkward Moment
Your Friend: Hey, remember that one time when I [insert really cool thing that is clearly awesome and makes them seem cooler than you]? That was so awesome!
You: Um. That was me.
Your Friend: ...oh yeah.
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Things That I Dream About
I had this very peculiar dream that these three guys were testing this strain of like, a deadly virus. It was like watching a movie, too, because the three guys were Jason Bateman, Kevin Bacon, and some other actor that my mom thinks is hot. Anyway, my dream ended with the virus becoming air-borne which you know…means the imminent end of the world but whatever.
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Personal Feelings
I am a strong person and I hate putting my feelings out in the open for everyone to see, but tonight, I was hurt. I was hurt that I just wanted to spend time with my friends, and my friends wanted something else more. I’ve been through losing friends like this before, and I would prefer not to do it again. Thanks.